Tuesday, October 11, 2005
I'm going to blog/comment about an old stupid chainmail that somebody started because he keeps failing his exams. I'm a prude. Whatever. My comments are in BLOCK.
It's not the fault of the student if he fails, because the year ONLY has 365 days.
Only? MY FOOT. If you find that 365 days is too short for you to study, you are retarded. If you really study hard and fail, you are retarded. I have a retarded uncle(he is really retarded, I'm not making fun of him) so I can understand if you're retarded but chances are, if you are reading my blog and capable of understanding what I'm blogging, you are NOT retarded.
Typical academic year for a student:
1. Sundays - 52 Sundays in a year, you know Sundays are for rest. Days left 313.
Okay, Sundays are for rest and I totally agree with that.
2. Summer holidays - 50 where weather is very hot and difficult to
study. Days left 263.
Don't you know there is such thing as the fan and airconditioner these days? If you are too poor to afford either one, go and use one of your books or papers to fan yourself with the hand you don't use for writing. If you're lazy to then don't complain about the heat. You don't even need to study actually if you don't mind not being able to afford a fan and airconditioner after you've graduated or have been kicked out of school.
3. 8 hours daily sleep - 130 days GONE. Days left 141.
4. 1 hour for daily playing- (good for health) means 15 days. Days left 126
5. 2 hours daily for food & other delicacies (chewing properly &
swallowing) - means 30days. Days left 96.
6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal) - means 15 days. Days left 81.
Internationally acceptable.
7. Exam days - per year at least 35 days. Days left 46.
Who said you can't study when there is an examination on the same day?
8. Quarterly, half yearly and festival (holidays) - 40 days. Days left 6.
Who needs so much time to play, you idiot who created this mail or agree with this mail.
9. For sickness - at least 3 days. Days left 3.
Okay, this is accepted.
10. Movies and functions- at least 2 days. 1 day left.
11. That 1 day is your birthday.
How can you study on that day?!?!?!?!?!?!
Everything here is accepted except that I don't see any reason why a person cannot study on his birthday.
Balance = 0
Zero? MY FOOT AGAIN.
How can a student pass ?????"
Please pass this on and you will have good luck for your
examinations through out your life studying
People don't need luck. They just need to be less lazy.
Yeah, I know that this chainmail was written with no bad intentions but some people might believe it and not study. Chainmail and chain smses are stupid. I repeat, they're stupid. Why did I open the chainmail then? My sister said it was funny so I went to take a look. Is it vulguralities or vulgaralities? I suppose it's vulgaralities.
P.S. I hope no one's offended. I would like to say that I am in a bad mood because I'll have to go on a vegeterian diet for two whole months as I want to slim down. Also, deduct of 20 from the OK Counter's number of people because those 20 times were myself refreshing my blog to see my blogskin. There's a problem with my computer, it takes very long to update the blogskins and blog posts.
HUG(:
