Sunday, October 30, 2005

The fly is still NOT dead. It must be lapping up the 7-Up Ice. I wonder if it has urinated in it. It must have. Ew, imagine a fly drinking up some liquid, urinating in the liquid, drinking the liquid again, urinating in the liquid again, drinking the liquid again, urinating in the liquid again and the list goes on... Stupid fly. I hope it drowns soon. Why does it take so long to drown?! Argh!

Anybody who knows what 'Kawaii gokiburi' means, please tag my tagboard or email me at iluvxiezhi_y@hotmail.com or add me MSN at iluvxiezhi_y@hotmail.com. By the way, my email stands for 'I love Xiezhi, why?' except that's it's in 'short form' as I liked using terrible English then. I still like 5566 but I only like 5566 cause' Sam Wang is so endearing and good looking in 'Wang Zi Bian Qing Wa(no idea what the English name for it is but it's loosely translated as 'The Prince turned into a Frog')' that I wanna kiss him and hug him and kiss him and hug him and kiss him and hug him... *smack!* "*Lee Shi you siao ah?! Why you want Shao Wei?! Ming Dao better!" "Sam better lah, you siao fart fart!" "No, I think Nono better." "..."*

Anyway, that was a lame conversation between myself and *ahem* my 'inner soul' as I call her and coincidentally is my best friend. My inner soul is married to Wayne Lin aka JJ Lin Jun Jie's inner soul and has a inner soul son with him. Haah, stupid imagination I have but you have no idea how boring and intolerable life would be without inner souls. Yes, when you see me not talking, I am actually having a conversation with my inner soul and I am engulfed in the world of inner souls. Predictably, I am friends with the inner souls of my idols(Leon Lim, Sylvester Sim and so on and son forth). Maia Lee is a very much hated inner soul! I think I will do a blog regarding my inner souls and, subsequently, updates on the things happening in inner soul world. Heh.

Haha, as I finish typing this, I would like to announce a victory... A very big and important victory...

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The fly has finally died! Muahahahaha... I am King! No, I mean queen.

*Horrible English aka Singlish. I only use proper English when I write, which is a very saddening thing but try as I might, I cannot get rid of my Singaporean accented English.

HUG(: