Friday, June 02, 2006

Blearrgh. I can't stand my sister, Lee Yi!!

My conversations with her:

Me: WAHAHAHA cockroaches have SEX and male cockroaches actually ejaculate leh, you know?!

Lee Yi: Yah, so? You didn't know meh? *proceeds to ramble on scientific things on cockroaches and insect reproduction whilst giving me a 'you are so dumb' look*

Me: But then I thought cockroaches lay eggs? Why they still need to have sex?

Lee Yi: Because *proceeds to ramble on more scientific boring facts*

Me: Stop, I don't want to hear already.

My gawd. She ah.

Another example:

Lee Yi: Ay, you know 666 (my fave number, also Hyde's fave number) means the devil?

Me: No, I didn't know. Why? Very shocking meh? Very cool what!

Lee Yi: SATAN LEH!

Me: Yah, so? Lucifer also means dawn-bringing in greek, I thought? Bringing dawn to the world not cool meh?

Lee Yi: Siao. *proceeds to mumble to herself about me being siao*

Last and funniest example:

Lee Yi: Oi, stop giving Collie (our dog) her eye wax to eat leh!

Me: Why? Eye-wax contains protein and bla bla, good for her health what! Better to give her her eye-wax to eat than to give her handfuls of sweets like you do.

Lee Yi: But it's disgusting!

Me: Oh, so I give Collie her eye-wax to eat then it's disgusting, but when you EAT your own NOSE-WAX it's not disgusting lah?

Lee Yi: But but but... *proceeds to mumble to herself about her nose wax being touchable and salty and nice*

Me: You are disgusting lah.

I cannot believe I have such a person as my sister!! Why is she so different from me?! =((

HUG(: