Friday, December 08, 2006

Top ways to irritate leeshi:

-By liking people she dislikes. Right now, they're Amanda, Jordana, Krystal, Sandra and sometimes Vanessa.

-By liking celebrities she dislikes. (I dislike all famous female celebrities especially Jolin Tsai minus Vivian Hsu, CynDi Wang, Otsuka Ai and Koda Kumi. There are a few more, but I can't remember their names. I also dislike random ugly Hong Kong actors and some Taiwanese like Jay Chou.)

-Not being able to blog when she wants to.

-To break her nail. (but why would anyone break my nail?? Anyway, I broke one last week. GAH.)

-By saying she she looks better without make up cause with make up, she looks fake, fierce, stands out too much, whatever.

-To type in BIG small letters (unless you're Delectable Dennis. Nothing about him irritates me hahahahaha).

-To ask her if she knows who Gackt/Miyavi/Kat-tun/bla is. Or, worse, to ask her if she knows who Hyde is. (If you ask me who Hyde is, I will hit you very very very hard. hello!! HYDE LEH!! of course I know right!! go and die.)

-To ask me to cut my fringe

-To ask me to cut my nails

-Guess what the last one is??

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-See, you're irritating me right NOW. I ask you to guess just guess can?!! I hate it when I ask people to guess, and they don't guess. Spoil my day. Hmph.

Top ways to make leeshi sad:

-To talk about her big nose.

-To talk about her small eyes.

-To talk about her fatness.

-To talk about her small boobs.

-To talk about her ugliness in general.

-To say that whoever marries me will be damn unlucky.

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Can you stop stop saying that?? I cry whenever people say that. I really feel very sad okay. I've already given up the idea of getting married and I'm considering turning full time lesbian, so can you stop saying that whoever marries me will be unlucky?

It's so saddening. I know I'm selfish, conceited, irritable, lazy, difficult to get along with and whatever, but still...

I really wanted to get married but I've given up the idea already.

So, just shut up lah. Want to irritate me say something else. Like comment on my small boobs. Whatever. Just not the whoever marries me will be unlucky thing.

stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid.

HUG(: